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vaeyla:

Pony Plush Giveaway

My dears, I’m giving you the opportunity to get a pony plush for free, the image above is an example of the quality you can expect. This giveaway will end on the 31^st of August

Winner of the giveaway may choose any pony they wish to be made into a plush, even an OC.

• You must be following.
• Likes & reblogs count, each give you an entry, you can reblog up to three times, no more.
• Plush can only be a pony, it can however be absolutely any pony you wish, even an OC.
• Winner will be decided by the use of a random number generator
• Shipping shall be paid by me.
• You’ll have to be fine with giving me your address if you win, otherwise I’ll not be able to have the plush sent to you.
• Winner would preferably have either a reference or a full body picture, if they want an OC.

(Source: failnation)

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.